the technolife

the technicality in day to day life

If every thing in the world explained in terms of mechanical engineering what would have happen...
for me its hilarious when we compare the machines with humans but on the other side feel proud of engg which can explains every thing in the world
its just a trial of comparing day to day process in life
just samples . in depth will be ore hilarious or exciting...

manufacturing of IDLY :

Rawmaterial : Rice,Seawater(Dried & purified),dal

Machines

Grinding machine
Mixer
Water Cooled moulding machine
Mould insertion tool

Process FLow

Rice grinded with dal finely in the grinding machine
Fine grinded rice particles will mix with water to form the mould mixture
this mixture will be poured into the moulding machine by means of poouring tool
the mould is now inserted into the baking furnace were the heat will be transfered through water
the furnace is operated at 100 deg for fifteen minutes till the signal stops coming from the furnace.
mould is opened , mixture is allowed to solidify.
Quality control is done using the Chewing machine integrated with taste sensors.
the Quality can be determined by the facial change in the Testing machine.
Customized output can be delivered based on customer requirements.

Final output can be used as an energy source in morning evening or afternoon.


Technical Comparisons...

Farting - After the combustion(improper combustion) in the engine(stomach) exhaust gases will come out which is inujurious to health(nose).
Leg breakage - the impact load coming on the a part(leg) of a machine(body) due to mishandling(falling) or overload(weight falling) applied on it.this happens when the stress generated exceeds the break point.
marriage- offical approval for the interconnection between two bodies to generate more efficient output,bad selection and bad sychronisation will result in system failures...
cold- the ejection of unwanted impurities created due to the temparature change or due to the water logging and leakage in the machine overhead.
piss- the removal of impure water from the processing unit after its usage..
movie- protyping the original machines even though the orignial may not work like the protype.
politician - representing the one from the sample of millions selected evenhough the machine may not work properly..... QC error!!!!
teacher - Instruction sheet for better working and improvement of the new machine..
friend - supporting machine whithout whom the wroking efficiency will decrease
girl friend - the machine for which the input fuel is bypassed from main machine,also transfering the workload to the main machine hence resulting in the premature death of the main machine


hehe thats all for now correct me if there is any technical mistakes...
I wish i could go in depth to more details but am not going hehe....