Buttering .....the ultimate tool in coorporate world

Buttering alias olipikal alias soapidal alias......
I was wondering who invented this technique,I strongly believe the concept was put forward by narada who used to praise deventhra and krishna.But those are for good intention not for personal purposes

Then comes the original versions
the poets riting poems praising the king and getting the rewards...
Now the Buttering continues to high technologies

worker buttering Project leader
Project leader buttering manager
Manager buttering Centre head
Centre head buttering CEO
CEO buttering his Wife and so its going on....

As a person who has seen the buttering techniques from my fellow colleques there are several methods of buttering

1. Praising the the superior like "Your decison is very good ,sir" eventhough the decision is a bullshit decision
2. Projecting the colleques badly so that he can project as a good member like "that fellow is not at all following the standards,even am correcting his work also"
3. Oversmartness in work Its like Projecting someones work as his work and grab the credit
and telling the negative things about you in front of superior

there are many other ways to do it but mostly i have come across these things only

But now i identify buttering plays an important role in the corporate life
If a person who can talks bullshit and butter nicely he can come up very nicely than a regular normal foolish worker.
Its the human nature that we like buttering
so buttering is a talent that is given to few a**ho*S
So we can start an international organisation for buttering in which we will conduct certificate courses in buttering for the students who are going to join the corporate world after colleges

Anyway am also trying to learn some buttering from some of my fellow colleques
At last Its all about "VAYATTIPIZHAPPU"or "survival".